one of the greatest games ever, which will never run at the best graphics settings unless you're using a NASA computer.
John: Hey, I just got Grand Theft Auto 5!
Alex: Set the graphics to the lowest setting.
John: why?
Alex: because
Alex: Set the graphics to the lowest setting.
John: why?
Alex: because
by Person12350 October 13, 2020
When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.
Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.
by Myke79 July 29, 2006
Grand Theft Auto IV (also known as GTA IV or GTA 4) is the upcoming eleventh installment, and first in the fourth generation, of the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise, announced for release by Rockstar Games in 2007 for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.1 The game is set in a redesigned Liberty City in the year 2007.
"Niko Bellic is Eastern European and in his mid-thirties. He has come to Liberty City to pursue the "American Dream". Niko was persuaded to move to Liberty City by his cousin Roman, who claimed in multiple e-mails to Niko that he was living a fabulous life, with two women, four hot tubs and fifteen sports cars; but he was in fact telling lies to hide his own failures."
Release Dates:
NA October 16, 2007
EU October 19, 2007
AU October 23, 2007
"Niko Bellic is Eastern European and in his mid-thirties. He has come to Liberty City to pursue the "American Dream". Niko was persuaded to move to Liberty City by his cousin Roman, who claimed in multiple e-mails to Niko that he was living a fabulous life, with two women, four hot tubs and fifteen sports cars; but he was in fact telling lies to hide his own failures."
Release Dates:
NA October 16, 2007
EU October 19, 2007
AU October 23, 2007
Is this really need for Grand Theft Auto IV? 99.7% of people who own a PS2/Xbox have at least 1 Grand Theft Auto game.
Jimmy: You goin' buy that new GTA game?
Clementine: What you think? I ain't never dun missed a GTA game.
Jimmy: But you ain't got a PS3/Xbox 360!
Clementine: Well, i'll just have to buy one of those too. Fool.
Jimmy: You goin' buy that new GTA game?
Clementine: What you think? I ain't never dun missed a GTA game.
Jimmy: But you ain't got a PS3/Xbox 360!
Clementine: Well, i'll just have to buy one of those too. Fool.
by Gangster, gangster ptuh gangster rap August 2, 2007
An underrated video game made by Rockstar Games in 2004 for the Game Boy Advance. It released on the same day as GTA: San Andreas. It's a 2D styled game, set in the same universe as GTA III.
The story follows Mike, a criminal seeking to leave Liberty City with his friend, Vinnie, and start a new life. However, Vinnie is killed in an explosion, leaving Mike to search for his killer, while still doing jobs under various bosses to raise enough money to leave Liberty City.
The story follows Mike, a criminal seeking to leave Liberty City with his friend, Vinnie, and start a new life. However, Vinnie is killed in an explosion, leaving Mike to search for his killer, while still doing jobs under various bosses to raise enough money to leave Liberty City.
Grand Theft Auto Advance may not be able to hold a candle to the GTA games of the same era, but it's still a good game, especially for the Game Boy Advance.
by Some guy on UD July 20, 2020
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist March 15, 2012
An upcoming game, by gaming developers Rockstar North, that will have 12 year old, little shits begging there mom to go buy at Gamestop at midnight.
Little Billy: MOOOOOOM, BUY ME THIS FUCKING GAME OR I'LL CHOP ANOTHER ONE OF THE DOGS EAR!
Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)
Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)
by Ayedrian September 4, 2013
A therapy session purely done by playing Grand Theft Auto video games. The concept is simple: Kill and Destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and fuck everything. Works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. Not recommended for children, please use responsibly.
Person A: MY FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST I'M FUCKING ANGRY
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me
*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*
Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me
*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*
Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer
by RBSTN April 25, 2016