The Wrangler 

The Wrangler is an aging, single, over boasted tool. The Wrangler will spend hours telling everyone he knows how awesome he is, when in reality he is nothing more than a man child who can't close with the women. He has the ability to stear any conversations to tall tales of his days as a male stripper (100 pounds ago), and over exagerated numbers of his conquests. With the onset of the internet, his dating has taken off to new heights. Often times, the wrangler will be seen in bars escorting unsuspecting buffalos that he coerced with photos of his former self. He lives in the past, and yet believes that his DSL holds the key to happiness. Constantly dieting, he has been known to feast on cheeseburgers with a side of pancakes.

Hey that idiot over there keeps calling himself, The Wrangler!! What a Douche!!

The Wrangler by buffalo hunter August 16, 2009

Wrangle the dangle 

The act of, or process of you, or another person aggressively masturbating

"Hey bitch, wanna wrangle the dangle?"
"Sure I'd love to wrangle your dangle!"

Wrangle the dangle by Jack Mi'Hoff November 21, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016