The Whoopie
I was right in the middle of the whoopie with some chick, and then my roommate walked in and screwed it all up.
The Whoopie by Tha Muffin Man April 18, 2010
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The Soggy Whoopie Cushion
Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.
The Soggy Whoopie Cushion by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021
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the whoopin' stick
Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
the whoopin' stick by Nick D May 24, 2004
The whoopee cushion
When you are going down on a girl, then blow air into her vagina. This results in her having to queef.
The tinder date went really well until I gave her the whoopee cushion. She sent me home straight after.
The whoopee cushion by Swedishfishylover June 6, 2020
Rocking the Whoopi
When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.
Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?
Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.
Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.
Rocking the Whoopi by MaJitters August 14, 2011
Whoopin the Mule
An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.
Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.
Whoopin the Mule by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009
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