the vooch 

Beyond superior. What we all strive to be.

Man. I hope that one day I can be like the vooch.

Or, Dad, you got drunk again and missed my soccer game? Why can't you be more like the vooch.

Or, Oh, Reginald. I don't know what else to do. It's just so limp. I just ... I just wish it could get hard, I wish it could be as large as the vooch's.

the vooch by the vooch October 19, 2004

Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch 

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM

"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians

Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch by EdenXera December 27, 2017