when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!
Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."
"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"
"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"
by very very wrong August 30, 2009
The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end
by Women Moment November 12, 2020
To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach
One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty
verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"
One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty
verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"
by Bitches1 April 17, 2009
Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.
See also Monet and Picasso
See also Monet and Picasso
'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'
e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'
e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau
by Fresher November 25, 2005
by The ineffible deity, God July 6, 2005
by Solo bz January 20, 2014
An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
by batsoup August 24, 2009