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Something your boss says when he wants to talk to you, but doesn't know what he wants to say quite yet.
"The uh........ hey, did you get your TPS reports done?"
The Uh by Swivel Hips August 4, 2008

The uh uhs 

The act of being mentally reduced to the state of only being able to say "Uh uh", usually induced by marijuana.
Guy 1: Damn, is that the basketball player John Wall over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, it sure is, but he's got the uh uhs.

Guy 1: He needs to lay off the weed!
The uh uhs by the uh uhs February 8, 2010

the and the umm and the hmma nd the uh 

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I saw the and the umm and the hmma nd the uh, this was a hard day.

me when the uh, when me the uh uhhmmm uhh

What somebody says when in great confusion.
Hey mom, Im gonna go get the when the uhmmm me when the uh, when me the uh uhhmmm uhh wait what was i going to get?

The Big Uh

The Big uh is like the big gay but its for all genders
You have the big uh ma'am
The Big Uh by Lt. Anderson January 16, 2019

uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you 

A popular meme where Patrick Star says:uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you and then it gets followed up by SpongeBob saying: I'm on that good kush and alcohol
Patrick: uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you
SpongeBob:I'm on that good kush and alcohol
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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