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The Trooper 

A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.

This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.
The Trooper I had snaking around the toilet this morning wouldn't fucking drop.
The Trooper by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008

Steve The Trooper 

Steve is a red pikmin named Steve by a popular Lets Player, Chuggaaconroy. This pikmin forever haunts him, though his fans love Steve. Steve is a trooper, he carried the corpse of an earlier defeated enemy by himself, thus his name, "Steve The Trooper".
Man, that guys a trooper! Wait... STEVE?! STEVE IS A TROOPER?! STEVE?! STEVE THE TROOPER?!
Steve The Trooper by Auroraandsnap October 8, 2012

Bob the sith trooper 

For example ‘’omg bob the sith trooper is hawt’’

the Super Trooper 

this daring maneuver is the pinical of poo. starting with the Sam Elliot or the Paul Sr., as soon as one of the afore mentioned moves is completed the wiping partner then leans in for a sloppy kiss.
lauren moved in to seal the deal with the Super Trooper, and i thought no way. I punched her in the mouth.
the Super Trooper by 5th squad January 17, 2008

trooper the pooper 

the sexiest man alive. huge cock and has a shit kink.

Trooper in the door 

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.
Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"
Trooper in the door by WunHungLo August 6, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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