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the squirrel 

wear you rap you penis around ur balls, into the shape of a squirrel...invited by chance mcgrath
yo chance stop doing the squirrel, i'm trying to masterbate to the pictures of your mom

The Squirrel 

The Action Of inserting your nuts in a girls vagina while fucking.
I can belive tom gave the girl The Squirrel
The Squirrel by Joey252life January 10, 2008

The Squirrel 

In an archaeological dig, men found a statue of a Squirrel. It was unclear when the Squirrel was made. The Squirrel is grey and is made of stone.

The Squirrel now resides in a cage in Ottawa, and is only freed when a score of 50 is acquired in the sport Flügenball.
Yesterday we got 104 hits in Flügenball. Do we get to see the Squirrel twice?
The Squirrel by A bird. January 18, 2010

The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
The Squirrel Farm by Jaeto February 10, 2010

The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
The Squirrel Farm by ziater September 4, 2008

the squirrel technique 

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".
"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."
the squirrel technique by reaper_ February 2, 2024
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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