The Soaker

When the Penis Is so small that when the person urinates the scrotom gets in the way and u soak the scrotom in urine, hense the word scrotom soak.

1. Stevens penis is so small everytime he goes to the bathroom he does the soaker.

by Here's Johnny July 28, 2008

The Super Soaker

Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.

Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss

by nandolf13 November 5, 2009

Do the snoaker

Not replaying to messages

1)
- Have she already written back to you?
- No, she does the Snoaker.

2)
-This ugly girl writes to me, she wants to hang out.

-Do the Snoaker bro.

by BonsaiTree386 February 5, 2020

Gumbo Over the Shakers

The act of fucking a girl or guy from behind and they shit on your penis with chunky diarrhea, and the person with penis inserted into anus has ungroomed pubic hair. The pubic hair acts as a screen catching the chunks and letting the watery mud flow down.

Dude, last night I was with Kandi - even though she didn't feel well. One thing lead to another and when I was banging her from behind, she totally shit all over my dick and pubes - it was definitely "Gumbo Over the Shakers".

by Filth_SMG May 11, 2013

taking the shaker

Going out and getting drunk. Partying, whilst intoxicated due to alcohol consumption.

She was out taking the shaker last night.
Do you want to come taking the shaker tonight?

by Shaker87 May 23, 2007

The salt shaker

Applying salt to your tongue before giving a blowjob to suppress your gag reflex

Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong

by Oh honey no May 11, 2019

The salt shaker

When you a guy nuts on a girl and then shakes her after.

Brian P received head for the first time and it felt so good, he nutted all over her and then shaked her to create the salt shaker

by Iwillpredictpeople72937 February 2, 2021