Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
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To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
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Get the gary the snail mug.a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods
The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.
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Girl: (giggles) "I was tickling my girlfriend's snail."
Guy: "What?!"
Girl: "You know... (motions with index finger) tickle the snail."
Girl: (giggles) "I was tickling my girlfriend's snail."
Guy: "What?!"
Girl: "You know... (motions with index finger) tickle the snail."
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