the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.

Time to take the snails for a long walk...

by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

salt the snail

To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!

Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!

by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015

Cherry the Snail

The gigantic red snail that looooovvees to eat cherry tomatoes

"Oh how I love Cherry the Snail."

by Cherry the Snail December 5, 2011

gary the snail

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods

The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.

by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022

Tickle the snail

Rubbing the clit with the index finger.

Guy: "Where the hell were you last night?!"
Girl: (giggles) "I was tickling my girlfriend's snail."
Guy: "What?!"
Girl: "You know... (motions with index finger) tickle the snail."

by Audrey Alexis October 1, 2010