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Protecting the snacks 

When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.
That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.

always the fridge blocking the snacks 

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.
“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

fruit snacks are off the heezy 

desserts derived from the fruits of plants are exquisite on my taste buds

The snack that smiles back 

The snack that smiles back- children
Sam: hey look at that kid over there

Psychopath: oooo the snack that smiles back

the snack that smiles back 

According to popular commercials, goldfish.
Truth be told, it's your mother.
homeless guy: I just had some off the snack that smiles back. :)

kid: You can afford goldfish?

homeless guy: Nope.

Crack on with the snack on! 

To partake in the eating of a meal but do not wish to heat it!