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the shredder

a variation of the infamous shocker or spocker techniques that takes finger banging to a whole new level. Instead of the "two, one" combo found in the shocker, the shredder is the crossing of the index and middle finger and the crossing of the ring and pinky finger. If done right, this technique will shred any girl brave enough to try.
hey trev, did you bang that girl last night?

no man, she wasnt having it so i gave her the shredder instead. I shredded her all night!
the shredder by Shank Diesel October 12, 2007
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the shredder

When you get a glass full with hot sause up your partners ass, break it, and the proceed to anally fuck them.
I wanna do the shredder on my mom
the shredder by Mdjdjdndnsksm February 7, 2019

The shredder! 

The shedder is in fact the strongest human on this earth, the shredder has an amazing 6 pack the shredder is a pro hurler and can sail the 7 seas when she feels like it, the shredder can be seen in a gym 24/7. Shredding. The shredders catchphrase is “sorry I was to busy shredding” if u want to see the shredder in person she will be preforming as one of the scary ppl at nightmare realm as the shredder can scare anybody. The shredder likes to prank ppl altough she still has yet to successfully prank the what’s
Person1:OMG ITS THE SHREDDER

Person2: OMG IM GONNA FAINT SHES SO SHREDDED

The shredder!: sorry didn’t see you there I was to busy SHREDDING
The shredder! by WATTS THE WAT November 8, 2018

The Shredderer 

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and The Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."
"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? The Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."
The Shredderer by Greg Cujo April 30, 2008

The Shredded Document 

When one puts flyscreen over their butt-hole, they then shit onto their partners face, creating long strands of faeces to spill down their front.
Liam Mac: "hey hone, good you please go down to the hardware store and fetch me some fly-screen... by the way, you herd of a The Shredded Document?

shredded the mountain 

i shredded the mountain all night last night
shredded the mountain by dellro January 19, 2008
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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