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the shredder

a variation of the infamous shocker or spocker techniques that takes finger banging to a whole new level. Instead of the "two, one" combo found in the shocker, the shredder is the crossing of the index and middle finger and the crossing of the ring and pinky finger. If done right, this technique will shred any girl brave enough to try.
hey trev, did you bang that girl last night?

no man, she wasnt having it so i gave her the shredder instead. I shredded her all night!
the shredder by Shank Diesel October 12, 2007
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When you get a glass full with hot sause up your partners ass, break it, and the proceed to anally fuck them.
I wanna do the shredder on my mom
the shredder by Mdjdjdndnsksm February 7, 2019

The shredder! 

The shedder is in fact the strongest human on this earth, the shredder has an amazing 6 pack the shredder is a pro hurler and can sail the 7 seas when she feels like it, the shredder can be seen in a gym 24/7. Shredding. The shredders catchphrase is “sorry I was to busy shredding” if u want to see the shredder in person she will be preforming as one of the scary ppl at nightmare realm as the shredder can scare anybody. The shredder likes to prank ppl altough she still has yet to successfully prank the what’s
Person1:OMG ITS THE SHREDDER

Person2: OMG IM GONNA FAINT SHES SO SHREDDED

The shredder!: sorry didn’t see you there I was to busy SHREDDING
The shredder! by WATTS THE WAT November 8, 2018

The Shredderer 

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and The Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."
"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? The Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."
The Shredderer by Greg Cujo April 30, 2008

The Shredded Document 

When one puts flyscreen over their butt-hole, they then shit onto their partners face, creating long strands of faeces to spill down their front.
Liam Mac: "hey hone, good you please go down to the hardware store and fetch me some fly-screen... by the way, you herd of a The Shredded Document?

shredded the mountain 

i shredded the mountain all night last night
shredded the mountain by dellro January 19, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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