the shits

diarrhea, violent crapping.

After eating those oreos I got a bad case of the shits.

by Pyro November 21, 2002

the shits

Hawaiian way to say The Shit - notice the failure to differentiate plural from singular, (due to the heavy Pidgin speaking population on the islands)

Wow, I found $900.00 in the wallet I ripped-off from that tourist! That's the shits!

by str8uph8 April 27, 2009

the shits

a horrible form of doop

"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."

by Jezca January 21, 2003

the shits

Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.

The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.

by Chris Richardson August 15, 2007

the shits

burning, explosive diarrhea.

I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!

by Nicolley August 02, 2006

the shits

Diarrhea with such a ferocity so you don't want to know about it.

After I ate my brothers old cookies, my ass switched to Defcon One at contact with the shits and I crapped myself while running down the stairs to the shit-station.

by Ali. S February 21, 2007

the shits

Australian slang for a state of profound unhappiness.

"you give me the shits", "i've got the shits", "that shits me", "that REALLY shits me", "you shit me", "it's really shitting me right now", "what a shitter", "i've had a shitter of a day".

by John Phillip August 01, 2006