the ranch

The everything that matters to you.


One's home or hangout.

"He bet the ranch"

"We are all doing fine down here at the ranch."

by Fifi Trixabelle April 11, 2004

the ranch

n. the house, the crib, the place where you hang your hat.

Let's head back to the ranch.

by fizzle April 02, 2004

the ranch

Your home, your house, or your hangout.

Hommies lets go hang at the ranch and eat nachos.

by fastkilr April 02, 2004

The ranch

A place Dr. Phil sends bratty, rich, white girls girls to hopefully fix themselves and realize that they don’t need a $3,000 monthly allowance or a G-Wagon.

Girl 1- did you watch the latest PewDiePie video?
Girl 2- yeah, so glad she got sent to the ranch

Subscribe to PewDiePie

by Madisyn2304 February 08, 2019

The ranch

Turn about ranch in Utah. The place Dr. Phil sends bratty teen girls

Send them to the ranch send them to the ranch

by The flower of your eye March 10, 2020

Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching

by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020

ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

by lalala45677 January 23, 2009