The Quake

Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.

"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"

"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"

by McKinley & Cole .... for Omar December 14, 2004

The Quake is a lie

A term used when the Quakelive site went down, due to massive overload.

Inspired by the pc-game Portal, where the player was promised a cake in the end, but never got it. Hence the pun.

Dude 1: "Omg, why cant i play quakelive?"

Dude 2: "The Quake is a lie"

by BluepaiN February 26, 2009

quake the pool

When you and a group of people decide that the pool is too calm and you all jump in the pool making big splashes while playing “quake the pool” by DJQWON on YouTube or SoundCloud

Friend 1: Y’all tryna quake the pool
Friend 2: hell yeah
Friend 1: someone play the song so I can quake the pool

by Salty_ May 19, 2019

The Quakes

A band that I suggest more people get into. They've consistently put out quality psychobilly music ever since the beginning.

The Quakes know what's rockin'

by Subcultural Girl September 5, 2003

the quackening

An event, get together or party that does not actually exist and you’re just making stuff up to mess with your family, friends and co-workers

Yeah sorry I can’t come into work today, I have to go to the quackening.

by Define”Incorrectly” January 12, 2019

The quackenbush

When a female is on the toilet making a skinky log. And you proceed to give her oral pleasure

I gave my wife the quackenbush today

by King steel December 28, 2019

The Old Quaker

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.

"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "

by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014