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A Central Processing Unit Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: A Central Processing Unit Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release

pressing the olives 

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out
"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"

Procession of the Species 

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.
Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"

pressing down on the button 

Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.
The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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