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The potatos

The most amazing group of people who ever walked the earth. The potatos wander around doing rando things. They are French fry, tater tot, potato chip, potato battery, potato gnocchi, hash brown, and sweet potato. They merchandise with many potato 🥔 themed things.
There has never been and never will be a group of friends quite like the potatos.
by Potato battery September 29, 2022
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The Angry Couch Potatos

When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.

Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"

"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"

"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"

( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009
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Hugh the potato

kid who thinks he's the shit.
Mr steal your mother, he's coming for yours next

Minnie's butters
Oh Deery, Deery me. it's Hugh the potato again here to steal your mother
by Hidaniscool March 24, 2019
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The potato theory

the potato theory is the theory stating that: "A potato cannot be created or deystroyed, only transfered from one anus to another" this theory was first put into practice by my physics teacher, in a lesson that involved his wife, a potato, a ping pong paddle, and a un-prepared anus, needless to say it was a fun lesson. Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly 2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly 2 grammes of roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly 3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your anus and you will travel in time
The Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly 2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly 2 grammes of roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly 3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your anus and you will travel in time
by Potato king October 17, 2012
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The Potato Theory

The potato theory continued...
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.

This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.
Two prime examples of "The Potato Theory"
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.

Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.
by Anonymous_potato October 24, 2012
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The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.
Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!
by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020
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roman the potato

roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.
Who is that sexy mf hanging down the ceiling? Its roman the potato!
by A fine pickle jar February 22, 2023
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