The Piglet

Similar to doggy style, the boar while having sex (which he probably paid for) with the sow in mud and fecal matter then starts talking dirty to the sow and slaps her in her curly tail saying "Oh yeah, you like that filthy swine!" The sow freaked out tries to run from the boar but she is single hoofudly subdued. As he places his truffle locator to the wind and his shamefully proportioned pork loin ins the sow's shop vac sized vaginal cavity (works wet or dry). He scents a oncoming squad car. His hooves beats a disgraceful retreat but the boar is effortlessly subdued in a Hardees parking lot. The pig demands to know the boars middle name. Inevitably the boar relinquishes his embarrassingly retarded yet incredibly ironic middle name, 'barnyard'. In hysterical disbelief the pig requests the boar to reiterate his answer. With tears streaking down his mud caked cheeks the boar repleted even louder and more disgracefully "BARNYARD!" With dispatch and the pig holding their bellies with laughter the boar contemplates suicide for the third time today. So ends the daring, yet tragically doomed, sexual maneuver known only as the 'piglet'.

Daniel just struggled but eventually laid back and accepted a the piglet from Jon! What the fuck?

by The Real Niggers' Pope October 20, 2008

juicing the piglet

The act of unnaturally forcing an internet meme's propagation.

Tricky tried to get everyone to start juicing the piglet by offering a rasher of bacon as first prize.

by FSpaggMonster November 21, 2010

patting the piglet

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.

I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.

by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009

Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.

We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018

flying the piglet

Flying the piglet:
1. Any activity that causes people to be absent from a circle of friends, unaccountably.

2. Something that seems worthwhile at the time, but is actually a waste of energy and time.

3. Masturbation.

A: I've not seen Dante all week - where is he?
B: I dunno, probably flying the piglet again.

by JP leFranc November 13, 2013

Payo the piglet

Payo the pig can go by many definitions. She is the pigglyist pig on earth. And snorts all the time. Even though she is bright orange, and looks like 🛑 it’s okay. Because we support her. She also has a toe fetish and goes on only fans posting her feet.

Any un: omg who let the pig

Crust: that ain’t no piggy that’s payo sir
Any un: omg I’m screwed you know what this means
Crust: I’m sorry man it’s over

Payo bots: all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet

* any un gets captured by the bots and lives her life picking mud out of Payos toenails

by Gabbyleegogurt October 31, 2021

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009