five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

Masturbation, jerking off.
My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.
by Jeff23 November 07, 2006
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The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'
by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018
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The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'
by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018
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