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The Octagon 

A nickname for your penis. Featured in the Will Ferrell movie 'Anchorman'.
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
The Octagon by Bert Bert September 6, 2005
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The Octagon 

When a person has achieved a status of simultaneously juggling eight different relationships at once.
Little Andrew was know as "The Octagon" after he balanced eight different girlfriends.
The Octagon by BeCAPPS February 16, 2014

The Octagon 

The area surrounding greenwich, south london where the bell never rings
im in the octagon and ive just seen another knockout
The Octagon by sudoandhispump February 20, 2009

THE OCTAGON 

n. the octagon
superior fighting reservoir.. OF DEATH
the true definition of manhood, with the wisdom of a man
"I developed REX-kwon-do after two seasons of fighting in THE OCTAGON" - REX
THE OCTAGON by Mr. Very December 3, 2004

the octogon 

Brian Fantana's nickname for his penis, as seen in "Anchorman"
I know what you ladies are wondering... Yes i do have a nickname for my penis, its called the octogon.
the octogon by BS Christiansen February 1, 2006

Tehoctagon

Verb meaning "to kick someone's ass". It can be used in the literal sense "Kick someone in the butt" or figuratively "I'll kick you're ass in this game"

Grammar notes:

Transitive (ie s.b. tehoctagons s.t./s.b.)

Irregular preterite: tehoctagan
Regular participle: tehoctagoned
I did terribly on the test, it tehoctagan the crap out of me.

They tehoctagan each other right in the hallway.

Don't get in a fight with him, he has tehocotagoned 3 people already.

I tehoctagon at this game.
Tehoctagon by zlackoff April 24, 2009
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