The monkey is a primate, which means that it is like a person except smaller, dumber, louder, hairier, and it (in most cases) lives in trees and has a tail. Monkeys are sometimes food for the chimp, a superior animal which enjoys war, fornication, the use of primitive tools, and hooting.
"Monkey" can also be used more broadly in the sense of "ape-like creature" or to refer to a person who resembles such a creature, such as a troglodyte. This is generally an insult (rarely, referring to a silly clownish person, it is not as harsh). In any case, the monkey generally enjoys the following:
-stealing things, especially food
-hurling excrement at people (see also politician)
-comic mischief in general
-cocaine
-hooting
"Monkey" can also be used more broadly in the sense of "ape-like creature" or to refer to a person who resembles such a creature, such as a troglodyte. This is generally an insult (rarely, referring to a silly clownish person, it is not as harsh). In any case, the monkey generally enjoys the following:
-stealing things, especially food
-hurling excrement at people (see also politician)
-comic mischief in general
-cocaine
-hooting
That monkey stole half my bananas! Yesterday he stole half my melons! The day before, he had his tribe launch a volley of monkeyshit at my customers! I'll get that damn monkey!
A KKK rally is just a bunch of drunken monkeys.
Look, the monkey is making a speech again on TV! He's not very good with English, but maybe he could learn sign language like that gorilla everybody loved.
A KKK rally is just a bunch of drunken monkeys.
Look, the monkey is making a speech again on TV! He's not very good with English, but maybe he could learn sign language like that gorilla everybody loved.
by jazzriff October 29, 2005
Get the the monkeymug. Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"
by PoomPlex November 4, 2007
Get the the monkeymug. by Slippery Pete December 30, 2004
Get the the monkeymug. Monkey Monkey Monkey is a thing that the youtuber Jmancurly says when he is a lava monkey in the vr game gorilla tag.
by Gorilla tagger April 1, 2022
Get the Monkey Monkey Monkeymug. Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys
Random person2- Obviously monkeys
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020
Get the Monkeymug. by Gibbon child February 24, 2007
Get the But Monkeymug. by t-dawg11 May 12, 2016
Get the Monkey withmug.