The Mittens

the ultimately almighty God, who is leader of all good luck. worshipped by all loved ones. The greatest thing in life.

"We need to ask The Mittens, he can help us."

by 1TheCheeseMakerLover November 6, 2017

put the mittens on em

The act of beating someone up

Nkcubz wasn't playing he really put the mittens on em

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Sleeping with the big mittens on

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")

"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."

by ndwoods January 16, 2024

Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.

Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.

by Reidurost June 18, 2007

The Mitten

Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.

1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."

2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"

by T-Bottom August 27, 2009

The mitten

Another name for Michigan

Yea foo, I’m from the mitten

by Omwtgyb December 7, 2018

Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

by chickengutz March 29, 2010