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the mitch 

a large jewish man with the nickname rambo for his sniping skills
the mitch by Jerry Williams April 21, 2005

The Mitch Hansen Band 

A band who writes songs about events that occur in the book Twilight. Most of which are funny and all are relevent.
"Did you read that book Twilight?
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."

the mitch pose 

A photo that is used to call out another over the internet. Usually in a board on forums, this type of photo is nothing extravagant, but is instead a pose of quiet challenging. This type of photo brings legions of followers in these internet wars.
Let's all do the MITCH POSE!!!!!
the mitch pose by Leon Natsume January 9, 2008

on the mitch 

jack: “where did you go last period?”
michael: “i went on the mitch and went to the shop!”
on the mitch by emptymadz January 24, 2018

The dirty Mitch 

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
The dirty Mitch by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011

Mitch the Bitch

Mitch the Bitch is a term for a Male/little bitch name Mitchel. Preferably Closs.
Chance "Man, this guy is being the biggest Mitch the Bitch alive. He wont even finger me."

Davin " Jenna is way hotter."
Mitch the Bitch by V-Dubs September 4, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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