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The Mall at Short Hills 

prestigious mall located in a prestigious area of New Jersey. Known for its expensive stores (New Jersey's answer to Rodeo Drive). Known for its snobbery to people dressed down but salespeople of late have realized that its teenagers in sweatpants who spend the most money on Daddy's credit cards.
Damnit, my Gucci bag broke- I'll pick up a new Louis Vuitton at Short Hills.
The Mall at Short Hills by Grace February 10, 2005
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National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

Easy Rider Salad The Mall 

A famous line by the group Happatai, who sung the world famous Yatta! song.
Nippon Q Q
DEMO!!
Ashtala Wonderful!!
EASY RIDER SALAD THE MALL!!!!!
Easy Rider Salad The Mall by Cloud November 16, 2004

Some Black Guy at the Mall

Standard response given when one is asked where he/she obtained illegal mind-altering substances.
Officer: Where did you get the joint?

Hippie: "Well sir, I got it from Some Black guy at the mall!"

getting sandwiches at the mall 

controversial term for masturbation, used when delineating the user's masturba(tion)/(ing) without ruining the moment.
gurl: What are you two doing today?
boi: Uh... Getting sandwiches at the mall.
gurl: oh... The mall!

sleeping in the mall bathroom

having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.
sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.

The Shiba Mall 

The coolest mall in the world
Cheems: Lets go to the shiba mall! Burgoid: Ok!
The Shiba Mall by Loafumas November 5, 2020