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The Kobe Bryant

After you rape multiple people

(men woman or children)

As punishment for your crimes you be Is forced to have your scrotum attached using strong rope That will be attached to a helicopter

There will also be rope attached to your body to hold you uo while they fly above .
Moments after then they will rip off The body rope and let you hang by your junk

Then they would proceed to plummet to the ground killing you with the Initial impact
You hear about the sentence they gave Keenan?.

Yeah the kobe Bryant sentence was pretty brutal... I'm glad they dealt with him tho.

The Kobe Bryant Factor

The effect Kobe Bryant has on other players.
Aka his stare down and his ability to make buckets you thought he would miss.
"Oh we got this game won were sending home the lakers!"

"Dude dont forget the Kobe Bryant factor"

the kobe byrant

a girl sets up and spreads her legs in any way she wants to across the room, meanwhile the guy blindfolds himself and yells "KOBE", runs towards the girl hoping to insert his penis inside her vagina or anus
2points for the vagina
3 points for the anus
hey brother, i just did the kobe byrant last night and scored 20 times
nice man
the kobe byrant by euinaux June 1, 2016

THE KOBE BRYANT

To have anal sex with a male of female
I did the kobe bryant to her last night while her boyfriend was passed out on the couch.
THE KOBE BRYANT by troutdawg May 11, 2006

Doing the kobe 

Where one’s self gets into a helicopter with their daughter and ducking dies.
guy 1: ay yo you want to see me do the kobe?

guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-

guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE

kobe the penguin

The jesus of all things. kobe the penguin is the best at everything and always will be.
Kobe the penguin beat Jesus in a game of dodgeball.

The Kober 

When you throw a Frag Grenade in H1Z1 whilst jumping to launch the grenade farther by emulating Kobe Bryant's slam dunk and you end up killing someone.
Holy shit ErycTriceps just killed Stormen with The Kober from 30 yards
The Kober by Alex Caddick July 25, 2017