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The Jump Start 

The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.
Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.
The Jump Start by rastyhaf November 17, 2022
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Jump start the Tug Boat 

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.
I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat

jump the shart 

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.
Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."
jump the shart by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014

the swedish jumpstart 

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock
give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"
the swedish jumpstart by Macfitster September 3, 2013
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026