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The Jefferson 

The act of fucking someone in the ass, then after pulling out, dropping a nickel into the newly expanded hole.
"Hey I saw you and Melinda leave the party together last night. So how'd it go?"

"Dude I told you librarians were sluts, she let me give her the Jefferson!"

"Kudos."

The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic 

You put canes sauce in a man’s asshole and eat it out with a chicken tender.
Did you The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic him last night?
Ya for sure it was great.

The Jefferson Maneuver

During Chess, spectators will tell a certain player that the other player is using the "Jefferson Maneuver". In reality, the other player isn't actually planning anything and it simply diverts the target player.
"Oh shit, he's pulling the Jefferson Maneuver"
"The what?"

The Jefferson's 

A family who moves from a small town to a big city for a job. Buys the biggest house on the street. The whole family takes over the court when they are outside. They think they are better than everyone but in reality they are stupid. They paid too much for their house that backs a county highway. They carry themselves like country folk who need to go back.
Frank told me all was good in the neighborhood until the Jefferson's moved in.

We were so sick of the Jefferson's we finally decided to put our house up for sale.

The Jefferson Airplane 

When having your way with a woman's anus, pull out. Run to the far side of the room and scream, 'White Rabbit!" Immediately after, run at full speed toward the woman, and stick your dick in as far and as hard as humanly possible.
Joe: Dude, last night I totally rode the Jefferson Airplane!
Bob: No shit?! That's a helluva ride.

Jeffery the Giraffe 

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.
Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.