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The Jefferson 

The act of fucking someone in the ass, then after pulling out, dropping a nickel into the newly expanded hole.
"Hey I saw you and Melinda leave the party together last night. So how'd it go?"

"Dude I told you librarians were sluts, she let me give her the Jefferson!"

"Kudos."

The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic 

You put canes sauce in a man’s asshole and eat it out with a chicken tender.
Did you The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic him last night?
Ya for sure it was great.

The Jefferson Maneuver

During Chess, spectators will tell a certain player that the other player is using the "Jefferson Maneuver". In reality, the other player isn't actually planning anything and it simply diverts the target player.
"Oh shit, he's pulling the Jefferson Maneuver"
"The what?"

The Jefferson's 

A family who moves from a small town to a big city for a job. Buys the biggest house on the street. The whole family takes over the court when they are outside. They think they are better than everyone but in reality they are stupid. They paid too much for their house that backs a county highway. They carry themselves like country folk who need to go back.
Frank told me all was good in the neighborhood until the Jefferson's moved in.

We were so sick of the Jefferson's we finally decided to put our house up for sale.

The Jefferson Airplane 

When having your way with a woman's anus, pull out. Run to the far side of the room and scream, 'White Rabbit!" Immediately after, run at full speed toward the woman, and stick your dick in as far and as hard as humanly possible.
Joe: Dude, last night I totally rode the Jefferson Airplane!
Bob: No shit?! That's a helluva ride.

Jeffery the Giraffe 

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.
Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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