During Chess, spectators will tell a certain player that the other player is using the "Jefferson Maneuver". In reality, the other player isn't actually planning anything and it simply diverts the target player.
A family who moves from a small town to a big city for a job. Buys the biggest house on the street. The whole family takes over the court when they are outside. They think they are better than everyone but in reality they are stupid. They paid too much for their house that backs a county highway. They carry themselves like country folk who need to go back.
Frank told me all was good in the neighborhood until the Jefferson's moved in.
We were so sick of the Jefferson's we finally decided to put our house up for sale.
When having your way with a woman's anus, pull out. Run to the far side of the room and scream, 'White Rabbit!" Immediately after, run at full speed toward the woman, and stick your dick in as far and as hard as humanly possible.
Joe: Dude, last night I totally rode the Jefferson Airplane!
Bob: No shit?! That's a helluvaride.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!