The Jacks

the jacks, a term believed to originate in Australia, means the police.

oh shit, better run its the jacks!

by yeahyeahbutterchick November 30, 2017

the jacks

The syndrome that is induced from eating Hungry Jacks (Burger King)

That double whopper and cheese has given me an intense case of the jacks....... I gotta go take a dump

by zeilich October 18, 2008

The Jacks

Strong sexual arousal induced by sighting a beautiful girl wearing skimpy clothing.

Man, did you see Vanessa in those shorty-shorts?
She gave me a severe case of the jacks!

by Skwawk April 16, 2011

The Jacks

An Irish term used for a toilet. It was originally republican slang for the toilet as if to say they were going to defecate on the old Union Jack. It has become common slang with forgotten roots.

Where's the jacks I need to shite!

Lads stay away from the jacks, I had a rake of pints last night and I've a dose of the shits

by Cornelious Templeton April 14, 2021

Throwing the jacks down

taken a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta "throw the jacks down".

by Jafo June 19, 2004

Pebble dash the jacks

Explosive diahorrea

Etymology:

Pebble dash: concrete and pebble render applied to building facades esp in UK / Ireland during the 70s and 80s. The net effect on the inside of the toilet bowl is similar, albeit generally in brown.

Jacks: UK / Irish slang for toilet

Sarah found that yoga upset her stomach so much that she had to leave class and pebble dash the jacks for 15 minutes.

by singlewhitegov November 23, 2011

The Static Jacks

A band from Westfield, NJ, formerly known as Waterdown Clockwise, known for sophisticated yet edgy songs, with a sound in line with the Libertines or the Strokes.

The Static Jacks are a great band; I love their sound.

by Emandageerio April 25, 2007