The Itis

When you eat a large amount of food and soon after feel really tired

Man that half apps gave me the itis

by niggrumps September 29, 2014

the Itis

The general feeling of lethargy and well-being experienced after eating a satisfying meal. This phenomena is particularly triggered by foods high in carbohydrates and meats containing the amino acid tryptophan.

I got the itis so bad after the Thanksgiving meal I just chilled on the couch and watched some movies.

by Dorjan Scott February 16, 2004

the Itis

When you become sleepy after eating food or getting some booty.

"Man after I ate that chinese food the Itis whupped my ass."

by Pistalwhipped.net January 27, 2004

The itis

When you call in sick to work but aren't really sick

"I think I'm going to catch the itis on Friday "

by Quality associate March 2, 2014

the itis

a sexualy transmitted infection.

yo son dont stick yo dick up in that trick, she got the itis son, word is bond.

by BALL$ June 23, 2007

The Itis

When you're in a public space (such as a mall) and you gotta go. You feel trapped and you gotta get out of that store.

I have the Itis, I have to get out of this store right now before I go crazy

by edawg444 January 10, 2025

stick-in-the-mud-itis

Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?

by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009