The Herp

that funk on your junk and lips that you thought was a cold sore, but it turned out to be a friendly reminder of that time you went to India

-"Dude! Whats that on your mouth?"
="...Its The Herp. I picked it up last time I was in India..."
-"That sucks! Alot of guys get The Herp when they are in India."

by Shwstppr April 11, 2010

The Herp

Another term for herpes, most likely contracted through sex with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.

I wouldn't hit that, she's got The Herp.

by FlippinJC January 23, 2009

The Herp

Another name for herpes, a disease which results in fucking boils all over your dick.

Bro 1: Dude, I think I got the Herp from that slutty ass 'ho last night. Bro 2: Thats kinda tight. Bro 1: Dude I got fucking lesions on my dick, how is that tight? Bro 2: It's tight.

by Miguel of the people February 19, 2009

perp the herp

To spread, knowingly or not, herpes to another person, thereby becoming the perpetrator as in a crime.

They couldn't have sex because he had a herpes outbreak. He didn't want to perp the herp.

by Sastwatch January 2, 2009

HERP ON THE HANDS

1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"

2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.

Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"

Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"

by onecrazybeach May 22, 2011

the herps

Herpes. Some people say herpes, some say "the herpes" (see hick), and some say "the herps." If you say "herps" you MUST add the "the." (If not, it just sounds dumb: "I've got herps, man.")

You hit that? You're gonna get the herps, man.

by yeyYAY June 16, 2006

a hug a day keeps the herpies away

A term used by rodelle and art saying that you should hug dirty girls, not get herpies from them

Rodelle: damn, that girl is hot.

Art: Thats true, but remember, a hug a day keeps the herpies away.

by everyon e ee July 25, 2009