The Haven

A smoke shop that sells cheelz also known as chills, or chill pills. made of etizolam the pink ones are better than the whites. literally a haven since it can save you from feeling like shit all the time. see: still gonna bend it

dude 1: hey man where did you get these sick chill pills?
dude 2: the haven in leslie, they always have em
dude 1: still gonna bend it

by swerty gert February 9, 2019

Haven't the fuckest

Based on the baby boomer era term "I haven't the foggiest idea." used to describe a complete lack of an answer when someone asks you a direct question.

Dan: Hey bro, I saw you called earlier, I was sleeping all afternoon. What do you wanna do tonight?

Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!

by SupaniceMc November 7, 2012

Haven't got the bottle

British term (typically used in football (soccer) references) that means "Haven't got the balls", "Haven't got the guts", "Haven't got the nerve"

Liquid courage is alcohol hence the term "bottle"

"A lot of them haven't got the bottle that our men have got, they haven't got the courage to do what our men did"

by mokeni January 27, 2010

You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

haven't seen the sun

haven't seen the sun for the period of time that the person describes

i haven't seen the sun for 3 days

by shiiiiiiiiii August 31, 2021

whats the have?

slang retarded people use to say something as simple as "whats up".

often the mentally challenged speak this code to each other rather then us UN-retarded people,because what un-retarded person would walk up to someone else and say "so, whats the have?" thats right no one because this "term" is fuckin ridiculous

RETARD walking up to an UN-retard

RETARD: a bia bia bia a paw paw paw eeey aaaaah aaawwwhats theeeyy haaaave aaa heo heo meow meow

UN-retarded: wow i hope you get shot in the face

by guess April 3, 2004

what's the have?

correctly known as "what's the haps?"
In other words, a shortening of the word "happening(s)".

What's the haps, yo?

by Natas April 6, 2004