Scottish slang for a slag
by CYB3R_XD January 07, 2017
by Yargh April 26, 2005
1. the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep ground into a paste with oats and barley and then boiled in the same sheep's stomach. the main meal of burns night where it is served with 'neeps an' 'taters, turnips and potatoes repectively.
2. a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers haver the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as havering.
2. a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers haver the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as havering.
by Matthew Ledwitch March 14, 2006
Four friends go to the chip stand, all four order but one friend is served first, and instead of waiting for his other three friends to be served the first friend just leaves.
Jim: "Hey Bill, you totally haggised out on us at the chippy"
Bill: "it was cold out, I wanted to get back inside before I froze to death"
Jim: "Hey Bill, you totally haggised out on us at the chippy"
Bill: "it was cold out, I wanted to get back inside before I froze to death"
by thatpatguy May 08, 2008
1. Scotland's most well known food.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.
by Diego September 22, 2003
a small fury amimal that has shorter leghs on one side than the other so it can round scottish hills bag pipes can be used as bait to capture
by stuiewaddell October 05, 2007
A three-legged mammal that lives in the forest. Mainly found in the woodlands of Egypt, New York and Rugby but mainly found in the back gardens of young children. Often associated with the phrase "I can believe!"
by FLYATTACK! November 15, 2009