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The Gimli 

When taking a part in an orgy, and there is a slut that didn't come yet and all the other guys are already limp from shooting several loads but you are the last man standing. You put the tip of your dick in her pussy and before thrusting you shout: "there is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"
-"heard you got a GF!"
-"oh yeah, she fell for me when I did 'the Gimli', who knew she was a Tolkien fan?"
The Gimli by Dragon ball BOB September 13, 2018
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gimli_the_dwarf1 

Legend. Unfairly permabanned user. Hopes ign dies a horrible death.
gimli_the_dwarf1 loves kuss.
gimli_the_dwarf1 by Jason July 30, 2003

gimli_the_dwarf1 

gimli_the_dwarf1 is a spam king.
gimli_the_dwarf1 by holla January 3, 2004

the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."
the gillis principle by PolChan December 6, 2014

The Gigliotti 

When a jiggly, giggly girl decides, for some reason, to not wear a bra and her nipples can be seen through a variety of clothing.
Tina: "Hey Emily did you see Jill in History class today?"

Emily: "Yeah, when she laughed everyone could see her nipples! She's The Gigliotti of our class."
The Gigliotti by Foit January 22, 2014

The GIBLING_GAMER

The GIBLING_GAMER is a video game player who enjoys every aspect of the games content such as the campaign, design, graphics, dialogue and gameplay itself.
He/She also has a heavy liking of dubstep and other bass types of music.
The GIBLING_GAMER plays mostly FPS or TPS games and occasionally plays RPGs or Geometry Dash
The GIBLING_GAMER by Gibling July 21, 2019

giblits the magical crack whore 

He's giblits! A crack whore with MAGICAL POWERS!!!
He's giblits the magical crack whore, from the land of gravy and STD's.