gimli

Three feet of pure sex.

Meghan: Wow, that dwarf guy is sooo hot.
Me: I know, I mean, he's GIMLI.

by Rokinfreeworld December 30, 2003

gimli

DWARVEN PRINCE of Middle Earth

Son of wordGloin/word

by larstait October 27, 2003

Gimli

The Gimli is the sexual practice of surprising your partner by donning a false beard (similar to that of the dwarf Gimli) during sexual intercourse or similar acts.

Last night, the missus was well shocked when she looked up and I had done a Gimli

by Tubesy December 16, 2008

Gimli

A town in Manitoba, Canada.

The plane landed in Gimli thus doubling the population.

by MSC September 14, 2004

gimli

small welsh dwarf, likes land rovers and is easily stressed.

usually found in underground bunkers or wales.

by admiral lovepants November 9, 2004

gimli

most balller person (dwarf) in LOTR

gimli is a balla, baby

by lotristhebestEVER March 27, 2005

The Gimli

When taking a part in an orgy, and there is a slut that didn't come yet and all the other guys are already limp from shooting several loads but you are the last man standing. You put the tip of your dick in her pussy and before thrusting you shout: "there is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"

-"heard you got a GF!"
-"oh yeah, she fell for me when I did 'the Gimli', who knew she was a Tolkien fan?"

by Dragon ball BOB September 13, 2018