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exit through the gift shop 

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps
Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

Visit the gift shop 

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom
"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

Exit via the gift shop 

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.
"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

shoot the gift

To apply the gift of gab, performing lyrical miracles, or (somewhat less commonly) talking people into doing what one wants. Occasionally both at once.
When I meet a bitch, I bust that Jedi Mind Trick, and I shoot the gift till dat ass hits my fist.

shoot the gift

Demonstrate one's capacity for lyricism. See spit.
I move swift and uplift your mind, shoot the gift when I riff in rhyme... - Nas

Shoot the Gift

the ability to rap or rhyme
"I came to get ill, Cuz when I shoot the gift I shoot to kill"- From the song Jump Around by House of Pain