The Geek Squad 

1) A group of geeks that think they are cool, generally referring to those of the computer variety.
2) A certain group from MIS that hangs out at the IT desk all day and is harassed constantly into fixing people's ridiculous computer problems.

"Fuck, my computer's buggin' out again."
"Carolyn's on the Geek Squad, go ask her. She can fix it."
"Since when's the Geek Squad got a chick?!"

The Geek Squad by CarolynxRiot December 21, 2008

geek off the street

often refers to a spikey haired individual, who will act "gangsta" even though his true heart lies in revisin his asss off at home!

u cant b no geek off da street

geek off the street by thomas123.. July 2, 2005

king of the geeks

The ultimate "nerd" or "geek". Not isolated to people with limited/poor social skills but also includes those with inflated senses of self-worth which thinly mask their deep self-loathing.

King of the Geeks has both positive and negative connotation.

Positive: Leader of Sport Fantasy League who understands all of the acronyms or "leader" of a super geeky group of people. These types are harmless and fun to laugh at/with.

Negative: Unsophisticated, inarticulate, unnattractive douchebags who invariably have a permanent "chip" on their shoulder and play out their life's frustrations on unsespecting innocent targets.

King of the Geeks (positive):

Jeff: "Dude, my fantasy baseball team is DESTROYING yours! I lead the league in BA, RBI's, OBP, OPS and SLG!!!! YESSS!!!!!

King of the Geeks (negative):

Candace is an unfortunately an eye sore whose outward offense is only matched by her inward void of a cavernous chill. She lacks intelligence, motivation, a sense of humor or any other redeemable quality. Oh and she's a total BITCH to everyone and complains incessantly.

king of the geeks by cridicus arelius August 12, 2009

I fear the geeks 

When surrounded by geeks, you might text or bbm a friend to say you're surrounded by geeks or if you're really daring say it out loud.

Quite ironically it is a play on "I fear the Greeks, even those bearing gifts" from Virgil's Aeneid and one would generally have to be quite clever (or geekish) to know that. A phrase common among public school chaps in England.

geeks: it's really good fun, here, like star wars.
normal person: Ok, right
geeks: (chanting) join us, join us...
other normal person: I fear the geeks!

I fear the geeks by Virgil-Laurel January 15, 2012

revenge of the geeks 

generic form of 'revenge of the nerds' to which a film was NOT made with the same title.

revenge of the geeks is to 'revenge of the nerds,' kind of like what 'Mac and me' was to 'E.T.' only without the film...

revenge of the geeks by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

The Geeks 

My band, for the most part we can't play instruments bar the drummer. We were going to be called The Lismuse Dashers, however we were amused by the American preoccupation with dividing teenagers into little social categories like 'jocks' and 'geeks'. Seeing ourselves to be the complete anti-thesis of the traditional view of a 'jock' we toyed with the name 'The Anti-Jocks' before settling for the simpler and easier to remember 'The Geeks'. Due to the fact that we know that this name will inevitably have been done before due to its sheer obviousness, we will probably change the name back to The Lismuse Dashers once we can actually play instruments. Despite our lack of musical talent, we have successfully written a song called 'I Fucking Hate My Parents', Original, isn't it?

Duuuuuuuuuuuude, The Lismuse Dashers (formerly The Geeks), totally rocked at that sold out gig at Wembley Arena last night! Everyone was moshing to 'I fucking Hate My Parents'!

The Geeks by dudeman April 7, 2004

Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks 

Phrase popularized by 21th century comedian Israel Pariah.

In which he was referring to dropping knowledge on a subject that isn't only about sex.

In other words schooling somebody and teaching them something as if it was a parent teaching their kids about sex.

You don't know shit about trappin I'm boutta show you the Birds and the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks.

Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks by Touch Prada April 11, 2024