the easy one 

another name for premature ejaculation. the first nut that comes out when a man is "sex ready" also, the reason why every girl needs to give her man a bj before sex

Todd when to the bathroom to get the easy one out before hittin it with Shaniqua

the easy one by Zaida August 5, 2008

rub out the easy one 

jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex

I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.

rub out the easy one by yugocar May 4, 2006

let the easy one out 

to masturbate before sex, so you can last longer.

I let the easy one out, let's have a sex marathon!!!!!

let the easy one out by smallfierce June 24, 2014

Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis

Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"

Blow off the easy one by Stevens Slowjerk November 4, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004