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The Div

the act of drinking way too much for a light weight and running away from a party as fast as you can.

being a bitch

acting like a pussy
Man he really pulled The Div.
by mind and body March 14, 2011
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replace the divots

Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.
"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."

"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
by World Class Organization January 21, 2015
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If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!
by Lissylooe January 3, 2020
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Khale The Divine

Ayo, Kyle! Look at Khale The Divine over there!
by BlurgxKrod January 17, 2021
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Reinvesting The Dividends

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.
by Effmanny June 5, 2010
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RSVP the Divorce

A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce.
"Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?"

"Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce."
by DonKehote August 23, 2011
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The Diviner Special

When your group of friends has an orgy with one or more women
"Dude she's SO hot, let's give her The Diviner Special"
by The Third Hokage August 2, 2019
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