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Wrangle the dangle 

The act of, or process of you, or another person aggressively masturbating
"Hey bitch, wanna wrangle the dangle?"
"Sure I'd love to wrangle your dangle!"
Wrangle the dangle by Jack Mi'Hoff November 21, 2011

angle of the dangle 

And ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the beauty of her booty.

the angle of the dangle 

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.
in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!

Strangle the Dangle 

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Rangle the Dangle

The act of hooking up with many guys in a very short amount of time.
Man 1: Dude... Lucy has blown eight guys tonight.

Man 2: Wow. She really knows how to rangle the dangle!

angle of the dangle 

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.
angle of the dangle by guy343432 August 23, 2006