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Weeping of the Bungles 

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).
Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again

Boggles the Mind 

An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.
It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.

Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.

It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.

It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
Boggles the Mind by euphemismo September 6, 2016