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The bryan 

Nodding out while sitting in an upright position, commonly induced by excessive consumption of heroin.
He's doing the bryan druling all over himself.
The bryan by thizznasty November 17, 2014

The Bryan 

When you plan to hang out with the boys and then when you’re hanging with the boys you make up an excuse to leave and go to another event.
*The boys are having a fire*

Bryan: “Ah shit bro it’s too cold I’m leaving”

*Bryan proceeds to Brads house*

The Boys: “He just pulled the Bryan”
The Bryan by Chills125 April 17, 2020

Bryan The Rock 

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.
Bryan The Rock by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

Bryan the fucking goat Krebs 

A fucking all out baller who teaches the shittiest subject at new paltz middle school. this nigga be fucking getting paid to teach snot nose brats. Anywho, this boi is a bad nigga.
yo nigga, its Bryan the fucking goat Krebs

Bryan The Rock 

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock
Bryan The Rock by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

bryan but the b is silent 

A underground porn star that is a is named Ryan but uses the throwoff name of bryan
Guy#1 Hey did you see that new vid or Bryan?
Guy#2 don't you know that the is Bryan but the b is silent