The Brett wank 

The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.

Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night

The Brett wank by Bait needle January 7, 2021

The “Brett Cut” 

A certain hairstyle that resembles a military haircut with the addition of bangs that are 1/16 inch in length

Bro Jett’s hair is getting way too long. I think he needs to get The “Brett Cut”

The “Brett Cut” by Gobgogabgalab January 25, 2021

Where's the Brett-mice-ter? 

Code, when at a party or social event, secretly saying that it is "time to leave."

Hey man, where's the brett-mice-ter?

I was thinking the same thing.

Where's the Brett-mice-ter? by Joom Joom June 15, 2010

Brett The Intern 

The official gay intern for youtube channel 'The Station' and also has 3 channels of his own.

Guy 1-"Its Brett the Intern b-r-e-double t, Intern baby yay thats me. It's Brett the Intern, the Intern you'll learn how to wicky-wicky walk wicky-wicky talk like me!"
Guy 2-"Dude what the hell are you singing!?"
Guy 1-"The Brett the Intern theme song."
Guy 2-"......Dude you're gay."
Guy 1-"So...."

Brett The Intern by Bryannatheninja October 24, 2010

The Church of Brett 

The church of Brett of a cult where a bunch of year 12 students come together to play the hated game, golf with Brett Hudson

Quick we have a meeting with the Church of Brett at 2.15 pm Friday

The Church of Brett by IamJole22 May 1, 2023

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

the better sex 

Men (Just kidding).

Person 1: What's the better sex?

Person 2: It's me and you in bed ;)

the better sex by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021