the bear

Nickname given to huge, hairy men who walk like bears.

My dad is called the bear. He eats children.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

the bear

when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly ass.

Dude the bear farted so much that he shit his underwear

by dooglas October 29, 2006

the bear

A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.

Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"

by Cheeses Priced May 18, 2008

The Bear

A traumatic experience with a bear which causes an individual to chase people acting like a bear screaming "THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR!"

Emma: "OMG Jack, you know that girl Philipineness in our class?"

Jack: "Yeah what about her?"

Emma: "Apparentally she does The Bear to people all the time".

Jack: "Yeah that chick is weird! I hear she squeezed Allison's boobs so hard that she got bruises on them!"

Emma: "Oh yuck. She has issues."

by Mr Mczy December 9, 2008

the bear

a man bby the name of Stephen. At least a 2 second pause between the and bear.

"Hey, the ---- bear"

by kourshirou Izumi October 25, 2003

The Bear

A young girl who seeks male pleasure from old men, she will nail/hook up with anything that has a penis. She is really bad at talking dirty and every sexually thing that she says includes her "Soaking Wet Juicy" which is not fully developed yet.

Dude the bear texted me saying that she wants me to "Stick my throbbing cock inside her Soaking Wet Juicy Pussy"

by THICKASSES June 14, 2011

the bear

On TikTok there is an online discourse about whether as a woman you’d rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear. Women comment bear in comment sections because men do atrocious things that even a bear wouldn’t do.

The bear, next question…
Bear ALL THE WAY!!

The bear. Everytime.

by Cuethesadmusic May 22, 2024