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One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.
The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.
by N. Sanity November 19, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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