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The Batts

A possible male, with the ears of an elephant, them things can hear an ant walk from a mile away no joke. Manages to interrupt everyone but get mad when people talk around him when he is talking to anyone. Loves to enforce rules but doesn't know what it means to follow rules. Rages at video games even though he has never been good at them, man just straight sucks at everything. Most likely lovers with The Dean, they always argue like a married couple. The Batts loves to be in power but cannot enforce anything, nobody can listen to someone so goofy looking. He looks like a sped with some big ass ears.
We love ourselves The Batts every once in a while.
by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022
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Clearing out the bats

To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.
Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!

Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!
by dudebroman2 January 19, 2009
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Unleash The Bats

When someone, after a break-up or other traumatic experience goes out and has a wild night. Usually meaning they release the inner craziness and angst arising from the situation and have a wickedly good time.

see: to Rage
Alex, after getting dumped by his cheating girlfriend decided to go out that weekend and Unleash The Bats.

After being fired from his low paying retail job, Lewis took it upon himself to grab some mates, go to the bar and Unleash The Bats.

After witnessing her best friend hook-up with the man of her dreams, Elizabeth decided to Unleash The Bats and finish the rest of her Captain Morgan.
by McSkinney October 21, 2009
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Look What The Bats Dragged In

A goth or emo way of saying 'look what the cat dragged in'. Cats are known for bringing dead mice/rats/birds and other vermin they may have found or killed in to their owner's home. Upon meeting someone who is disliked, by using this phrase you imply that they are the vermin mentioned above.
Apon meeting an ex-boyfriend at a party

"Well, well, well. Look what the bats dragged in."
by Rawrgasmic October 20, 2008
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having the bants

Engaging in the age old English tradition of bantering.

1. Fast paced witty exchanges, with tremendous japes had by all

2. General good times with clean fun and joviality
We were all down the pub, having the bants when Pete came over and bought us another round. Great bants!
by Bantersaurus Rex1 December 13, 2010
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Cut the bats hair

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.
"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"
by Sheffield lad March 28, 2015
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Release The Bats

Pete Wentz is so hot in Release The Bats. Then again he's alway's hot!
by xxxluvpetexxx January 21, 2008
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