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The Barton

when you love your girlfriend so much you lick her asshole
"you know what, me and aly love each other, so i gave her the barton."
by andrew fucking fisher August 27, 2006
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The barton Beater

a female that beats the shit out of people and gives good head
person 1 :I might drive down to hamilton to see the barton beater

Person 2 : sex?

person 1: no but she gives good head
by codymanfuck October 22, 2009
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the barone tuck

When you have extreme BSTL(balls stuck to leg), and u physically remove the package from its upwright position. To perform this maneuver, you must make ur legs into a 45 degree angle. Then dip ur knees causing for seperation of the co-hedrant package.
Woman: what the heck was that?
Man: i had some sweaty package, so i pulled The Barone Tuck.
by Chris and Lyle August 4, 2006
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The Barron complex

the act of calling everything you see a cock, but you go to your home and fantisize about them all day and which you had one
O god i hate this kid he is the Barron complex
by Dylan Costello January 13, 2008
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beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
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The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.
Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
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Best since the Baron

The definition of the success of Billy Clyde Gillispie often uttered by Kentucky fans. Originally used on catspause.com
"Losing is merely a lesson in humility being taught by the warrior, Billy Clyde. He's the Best since the Baron."
by Joe B. Hall's love child February 5, 2009
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