The Wheeler

Going to a concert with your girlfriend for the weekend, and whilst driving home, receiving road head. The Wheeler is completed when after receiving road head, you break up with your girlfriend still having two hours in the car with her.

"Is John still dating Katie?"
"No they broke up and she is really mad, he gave her The Wheeler"

by yayobroomman June 25, 2009

The Wheeler Wait

The act of buying an engagement ring for your long time girlfriend, but never actually proposing.

Eric: "Hey Jess, has James given you that engagement ring he bought for you 13 years ago?"
Jess: "I wish!"
Eric: "So I see he's still pulling The Wheeler Wait"

by HillbillyNemesis January 11, 2013

the three wheeler

While engaging in doggystyle intercourse with your wife/girlfriend insert your thumb into your partners anus and work it in and out like an old school three wheeler thumb throttle.

Doing my lady last night from behind I pulled "the three wheeler" out on her!!!

by ERV February 14, 2010

The 18 wheeler

A complete human centipede made up of quadriplegics.

Debra constructed the 18 wheeler made up of exactly 9 “willing” subjects.

by Ginger Cat Attack November 11, 2020

The Dundalkian 4 wheeler

a man drops on all fours with a double sided dildo in his ass and his girlfriend scissors his from behind

Oh you'll never believe this I caught Dalton and Tammy doing The Dundalkian 4 Wheeler behind Jimmy's Seafood.

by Johnny Slim November 15, 2023

Sauced on the wheelers

Getting extremely intoxicated while riding atv’s

Yo this weekend we’re getting sauced on the wheelers

by Lil Bambi November 30, 2021

The Wuhan Wheezer

The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:

- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level

- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice

- The Sudden Inability To Drive

- Darkening Of Skin

- Change Of Language

- Squint Eyes

- Dry Cough

- Death

"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020