The Tards

It's a word for a group of teenagers, similar to how there are flocks of birds or schools of fish. This particular group is made up of three primary males.

1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.

2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.

3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.

There can be more, such as:

4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.

5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.

6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.

The Tards are superior, and are worshipped by lesser groups of teenagers.

by Worcestersh1re December 7, 2022

The Tards

A gigantic family of awesome people.

Man they're so The Tards!

by TardMommy. November 7, 2010

Nectar of the Tards

A sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a Mountain Dew. It is said by retards that Mountain Dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into passers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.

Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.

by zardoz88 December 13, 2009

Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010

king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

by will bitten September 18, 2016

Touch of the tard

An adjective phrase to describe someone who is stupid, moronic or idiotic.

“Hear about Wayne? He failed Sex Ed , what an idiot!”
“Ya, that boy’s got a wee touch of the tard!”

by Marsh1232 January 21, 2018