the statue of liberty

The sexiest big French immigrant you'll ever see, as long you don't mind that she's green. Bring her your hungry, your poor and your destitute, if you know what I'm saying (wink wink nudge nudge).

Guy 1: Have you seen that sexy green lady across the river?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's too bad she's 20 stories or 354 steps out of your league!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I could get with the statue of liberty!

the statue of liberty by Better_Than_Your_Mom_Last_Nigh January 19, 2018

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The Becera Statue of Liberty

A sexual position in which a woman with a prosthetic limb is being jack-hammered. The prosthetic limb is removed, the end of it is set on fire, and it is held in the right hand (like the Statue of Liberty's torch). The Becera Statue of Liberty is not completed to satisfaction unless the smoke detector goes off, the fire department is called, or unknowing parents smell smoke and investigate.

Man, I was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the Becera Statue of Liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.

The Becera Statue of Liberty by THEHOARD October 25, 2010

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The Shatue of Liberty

A cunning trick play design for American tackle football. The Quarterback lines up directly under center with a single running back in the pistol. When the quarterback calls the ‘snap’ the center proceeds to take a football-sized shit into the quarterback’s hands. The quarterback then drops back and throws an intentionally interceptable pass to the safety in the opposing backfield, as the center begins to run downfield with the football concealed in his trousers. If the play design goes as intended, the opposing defensive line bites for the fake and the secondary is taken into concussion protocol and later trauma counseling, resulting in a touchdown.

Quarterback in the huddle: “center, did you eat your fiber pills today?”

Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”

Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”

Center: *shits*

Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*

The Shatue of Liberty by Brett Fahrt December 11, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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