by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006
Get the the spider man mug.Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth
by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022
Get the The Spider-Man mug.The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.
I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.
by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010
Get the The Spider-Man mug.When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.
by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007
Get the The Spider-Man mug.When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.
G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
by Lacrosse05 November 4, 2007
Get the The Spider-Man mug.A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.
"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"
"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."
"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."
"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."
"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."
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Get the The Spider-Man mug.by Gary Clark November 12, 2007
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