the spider man 

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

the spider man by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006

The Spider-Man 

Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth

I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man

The Spider-Man by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022

The Spider-Man 

The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.

I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.

The Spider-Man by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010

The Spider-Man 

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.

There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

The Spider-Man by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007

The Spider-Man 

When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.

G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."

The Spider-Man by Lacrosse05 November 4, 2007

The Spider-Man 

A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.

"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"

"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."

"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."

The Spider-Man by Kush Klub CEO April 16, 2017

The Spider-man 

The sex act in which a male cums on his hand and flings it on a girls face, like spider-mans web.

"Hey, guess what?", asked Joe. "I just pulled The Spider-man on Lindy!"

The Spider-man by Gary Clark November 12, 2007