The Spaniard 

An elegant, distinctive style of facial hair pioneered by students at the University of Southern California during Mustache March of 2007.

Consists of a bushy patch of facial hair spanning the width of the upper lip and no wider, worn concurrently with a goatee of equal width.

Daring, flashy, and stylish, The Spaniard is poised to take the facial-hair world by storm. Controversy has erupted all across campus, particularly within the Greek community, as men strive to achieve what may very will be the pinnacle of facial-hair styling.

I got whiplash from doing a double take when I first saw The Spaniard.

The Spaniard by TheSpaniard87 March 7, 2007

The Filthy Spaniard 

A very cool guy in the For Honor community who's in charge of r/CompetitiveForHonor. He has also collaborated with Ubisoft to help For Honor players git gud.

Oh ma gerd, is that The Filthy Spaniard?!

The Filthy Spaniard by Bodied_Man August 16, 2021

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020